It's been a wonderful week for poking fun at Emperor Palpitine and the Rome branch of Hogwarts, but we mustn't neglect our historical homegrown Taliban. I found this circulating on Facebook and have been trying to think up some of my own Puritan billets-doux...
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd love to go smashing church windows with you.
I need you......to help me kill every single Papist in the world.
My love for you is as pure as the whitewash with which we erase the idolatrous frescos.